I am the queer overlord

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LvL 17: queer, satanist, egalitarian

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Hey there neighborino and welcome to my incredibly dumb blog. I am a video game fanatic, lover of cute things, and professional complainer.I swear a lot so consider this your warning.

This is a personal blog so I'll post whatever the hell I feel like. I won't be afraid to post political opinions or really dumb memes.

I will not tag triggers! Sorry, not sorry. While I understand that some things make people feel uncomfortable but that's honestly not my responsibility. The simple answer is to just not follow my blog. Also I post too much of everything to even bother trying to figure out what triggers other people. I'm not here to hold your hand, I'm too busy holding my own.


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pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 5ft1)

keshima:

even yaoi hands cant hold my love for you

bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

northwesst:

Along my long journey of trying to get the highest winning streak for ‘hannibal lecter’s enemies’ flavored chips, I came across many temptations that almost lured me away from my goal

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

crewdlydrawn:

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

I was prepared to be so angry, and then this just got awesome.

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